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Self-righteous cycling

July 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Speaking of King and the cities where I’ve lived or am living (this time regarding Portland):

Oregon. South Dakota. North Dakota. I realized the other day that I’m 51 and I’d never spent appreciable time in any of those states. So I was happy to be in Portland and its suburban neighbor to the north, Scappoose, the other day. Driving through Portland is what it’s like to drive through a European city in some ways, because of all the bikes in such a green-conscious city. So imagine my surprise when I picked up The Oregonian Thursday to read this headline atop page one: “Bike-car clash morphs into melee.”

Seems a driver didn’t like the way a bicyclist was running red lights and driving recklessly in downtown Portland, and he yelled at the guy to stop being so careless. The cyclist got off his bike and told the driver to get out of his car if he wanted to make such a fuss about how he was operating his bike. The driver of the car got out. And the bicyclist started — according to police reports — beating the driver of the car with the bike. Yes, beating the driver of the car with his bike, holding the bike over his head and assaulting the defenseless driver at least five times, leaving the mark of a bike chain on him.

Not sure what the moral of the story is, but it’s not good.

For living here just two months, it seems to me like a fair knock on Portland: people are fairly self-righteous about their cycling. I’m thankful for the decent percentage of Portland cyclists who hop on their bikes while leaving the Lycra get-up at home. God bless ‘em.

Categories: Jewish roots · general life and culture · green thinking

King on Cleveland

July 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Words from my favorite writer, Peter King, on the fate of my hometown Cleveland and other rustbelt cities:

The 2007 census data came out last week, and there was continuing ominous news for three Rust Belt cities with NFL franchises.

Pittsburgh, the nation’s 59th-largest city with 311,218 people, is now smaller than Aurora, Colo. (311,794). Pittsburgh has lost 7 percent of its population since 2000. I’ve noticed in recent visits the stark downturn in several city neighborhoods.

Buffalo (272,632) has dropped from 59th to 68th in the city-population standings and now is less than half the size of Oklahoma City. Meanwhile, Long Beach, Fresno, Mesa (Ariz.), and El Paso all outsize Cleveland (438,032), which has dropped from 34th to 40th. Worse news for Cleveland: No city has lost a bigger chunk of its people since 2000 than Cleveland — 8.3 percent. Cleveland … the nation’s 40th-largest city. Shocking. Just doesn’t seem possible. I should note that all of these figures are city populations only and don’t include suburbs. Cleveland’s are sprawling.

I’m not playing Taps for these towns, but that news underscores the importance of an NFL team for civic pride. When people look around their hometowns and find not a lot to get fired up about, they turn toward their civic institutions and say, “Give us something to make us feel good about our future. Please.”

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It’s not easy to hear about Cleveland going through hard times (which has been the last decade-plus, no doubt). For as much as I was ready to leave the area five years ago, living in two very different regions of the country shows me what a big role Cleveland has played in the person I’ve become. (Part of me wonders – some days with fingers crossed – if I’ll ever live in the rustbelt again.)

And I understand Peter King’s emphasis on the importance of sports franchises in those cities. By sports franchises, it’s really football teams that he’s talking about. These are rust belt cities. Rust belt cities believe in football.

For a city in a fragile economic state, having a sports team drawing 40,000 (70,000 in the case of football) to a stadium (let alone the thousands who occupy restaurants and bars to watch the game) does in fact make a difference. When the old Browns left Cleveland, a number of businesses had to close down. 

I understand that sports aren’t very important, even if they are interesting to me. But in a town that’s suffering the way Cleveland is, the issue stretches beyond entertainment purposes to economic concerns and something as intangible as city pride. There’s not a lot to be excited about in Cleveland, but when the Browns win, everyone in town is proud to be from Cleveland.

Categories: Cleveland · general life and culture · sports

Guns for Jeeezus

July 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

You have to be kidding.

Categories: general life and culture