Let’s take a break from all things dense and worrisome and consider the gridiron (though for this Browns fan there’s a fair share of football-related worry in my life). These are some of the things I see happening in Week Four of the NFL season (can you believe we’re about a quarter of the way through the year?).
Home team is in CAPS:
Browns over BENGALS, 23-19 Brady Quinn will pass for 200-250 yards in relief duty, and Braylon Edwards comes across as interested in football as the Browns squeak by a team even worse than they are.
Broncos over CHIEFS, 27-20 Ironically, the Chiefs’ porous defense contains Denver’s insane offense better than anyone has this year. (You know how sometimes your neck tenses up when you make a prediction that is tough to defend? Maybe I’m the only one. Anyway, I’m feeling that.)
TITANS over Vikings, 30-24 Toughest game to call this week. I could see some points being scored on defense for both teams. Kerry Collins is a liability, but I’m more concerned with Adrian Peterson’s health.
SAINTS over 49ers, 34-23 This one would be a blowout if Drew Brees had more of his weapons in tact. Injuries considered, the Saints still march on.
JETS over Cardinals, 38-24 Everyone who’s not wearing Cardinals red will be pulling for Brett Favre to keep the Jets in the thick of what looks to be an exciting AFC East race. New York has been trying to establish a strong running game. But they’ll save that crusade for next week. It’s all Favre and the long ball in this one.
Packers over BUCCANEERS, 20-12 Good showing by the Pack’s defense carries their offense through in this one, as Brian Griese comes back down to earth after last week’s 67-pass utopia.
Falcons over PANTHERS, 17-14 Mike Smith takes the Michael Turner train for another upset win.
Texans over JAGUARS, 26-16 Matt Schaub saves his job. Or maybe Steve Slaton saves Schaub’s job.
DALLAS over Washington, 31-24 I went back and forth on this game before the season, and I’m still feeling uncertain. I like Jason Campbell, but I don’t trust him yet – at least not enough to pick him on the road against the Dallas D.
Chargers over RAIDERS, 21-17 Lane Kiffin will relish the day when he can look at Al Davis and say, “You’re not the boss of me!” That day is coming soon. Oh, and this just in: Norv Turner still wants us to know that Ed Hochuli blew the call in Denver, and Norv’s not happy. We get it.
Bills over RAMS, 41-17 Yet again, we circle the wagons! The Rams can mix things up all they want, and say what they will about playing inspired football. Heart is a key to winning, but so is talent. The Bills have it. The Rams? Not so much.
Eagles over BEARS, 17-16 Donovan McNabb gets by playing hurt in front of his home town fans. Kyle Orton will play in such a way that leaves Bears fans wondering when Philly’s rising back-up, Kevin Kolb, might send McNabb to the Windy City to wrap up his career. (My guess is never, and they have an Andy Reid-generated man-crush to thank.)
STEELERS over Ravens, 35-17 The Steelers were humiliated by the Eagles last week. Does Mike Tomlin look like someone who takes well to humiliation? Lots of “Fast” Willie Parker in this one.
We’ll see how things shake out.
