So we’ve finally made it to Election Day 2008. Tonight or tomorrow (or maybe a week from now, after re-counts and law suits), the US will know who its next president will be.
Will there still be an economic crisis in this country? Yes. Will one of the primary causes of that crisis be the culture of debt we’ve accepted in the country? You betcha, Joe Six-Pack. Will the government continue to excuse oil companies for their tyranny? Yep. Will the majority of Americans lobby to drill their way out of an energy crisis? Sure thing.
The only thing that will really change this week is that Americans will have a new name to blast when things don’t work out, a new resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Well, actually, two other things will change as well.
First, Saturday Night Live writers will have to find new material. Tina Fey will return to being Liz Lemon and not a governor who can see Russia from her house, and the SNL writers will probably need to up the dosage of “McGruber” episodes or have more of Kristen Wiig playing that crazy middle-aged, cat sweater-wearing cashier at Target.
Second, Christians will decide to believe in Jesus again. Not that they’ve been openly denying him over the past few months, but it would be a huge stretch to say that he’s been the person in whom Christians have been placing their trust and hope. Sometime during primary season, Jesus stopped being the change they could believe in.
Certain as the election cycle every four years, the political apostles like James Dobson and Jim Wallis came along to point Christians toward alternative messiahs. Pastors and church leaders began to write and talk almost exclusively about the alternative messiahs, and managed to get onto television and radio in order to talk about their newfound eschatological hope. Christians scurried onto Facebook to join groups and add pages endorsing their alternative messiahs, and on message boards they offered their testimonies for their anointed leader.
But all of that ends this week. Some Christians will be excited about the nomination, while others will be furious – depending on which alternative messiah they clung to. But, like SNL, Christianity will have to recalibrate and return to the conversations and hopes of a year prior.
James Dobson and Jim Wallis will suddenly become less interesting, slipping into relative obscurity for a few months. Pastors – suddenly amazed by all of the time on their hands – will slowly re-learn what it looks like to discuss spiritual formation and the discipline involved with walking in the Way of Jesus. And many Christians will look for new Facebook groups to join.
Jesus will get his throne back this week. He’ll go back to being the hope of the world, a true agent of change, the one with the power to rescue and deliver, the person Christians want representing them. Because Jesus is good enough for Christians – at least in three years out of four.